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HEY WILLIE

HEY WILLIE

Love/Hate

Hate

little girl voices
vulgar flavor combinations (raspberry-pomegranate, mango-blueberry)
steampunk anything
noserings
butt sweat
water in the ear
cheap peanut butter
day of the dead tchotchke

Love

the color “dusty rose”
kitty breath
sweaty cheese
clean hair
drawings of food
hearing the train whistle
showing people a good time
leaky taco filling

Because she needed to

——-Original Message——-
From:    [BARRY]
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:37 PM
To:   [ORIN]
Subject:      RE: sdfasdfasdf. look at the slideshow.

Old biker lady + biker dude tales heard out behind [OFFICE BUILDING]

1. Old biker lady hasn’t seen Fuzzy at The Rooster since Cookie stopped coming around

2. Old biker dude wishes he could just go to Wild Bill’s Bar to just have a drink and hang out, but his good time is ruined when Wild Bill makes the bartenders dance on the poles

3. Old biker dude doesn’t go to Wild Bill’s Bar anymore, since Wild Bill himself lost his bar because of being all coked up and making the bartenders dance on the poles

4. Old biker and dude and old biker lady have seen both Cookie and Fuzzy at Wild Bill’s Bar in the past

5. Old biker dude’s dad got surrounded by enemy old bikers at Wild Bills Bar, for asking the bartender where Cookie was

6. Old biker lady’s daughter worked at the boobie bar out in Mayport because she “needed to”

7. Old biker lady & old biker dude met Hillbilly at the Mayport boobie bar

8. Old biker lady organized an old biker convention back in 1993

9. Hillbilly died that night after the convention, due to being drunk and having an old biker accident

10. Old biker lady is blamed for Hillbilly’s death by some “crews”, and she is still not welcome at a lot of bars

11. Old biker dude has seen Hillbilly do some “scary shit”


[BARRY]
Design | [EMPLOYER]
[ADDRESS OF OFFICE BUILDING]
JACKSONVILLE,  FL | 32258

Two dozen self-conscious teen girls = least hype Girl Talk crowd ever.